THE CLUB

DUE TO THE SALE OF THE WINERY, the Middle of Nowhere Wine Club HAS PAUSED AUTOMATED SHIPMENTS, BUT YOU'RE STILL WELCOME TO JOIN AND PLACE ORDERS ON THE WEBSITE!


A valid credit card on file is required to get the 20%+ discount.

ANNUAL WINEMAKER'S CHOICE

  • This Club is an annual minimum of 12 bottles, at the frequency of 12 Bottles Once A Year.
  • Estimated wine cost (before taxes and S&H) per shipment is between $325 and $650.
  • This Club is designated as Winemaker's Choice.
  • Select the Annual Custom Club if you prefer to choose your own wines.
  • Benefits:
  • 1 Free Glass of wine or 1 Free Tasting for you plus 1 guest.
  • 20% discount on wine purchases (exceptions apply).
  • Access to exclusive or discounted events.
  • Pick up your wine, or we ship it (shipping charges apply).
  • Terms and Conditions:
  • Requires a Current credit card on file. 
  • Minimum of a one-year commitment plus one additional case of wine (12 bottles). This is a no-fee Wine Club, but cancellation after one case may result in fees.
  • Club auto-renews; Member may cancel any time after the 1-year commitment is satisfied.
  • Shipping wine requires an address to a State the winery is permitted to ship to. Pickup is required otherwise.
  • Opt-In to receive email and SMS messaging for Club communications is required.


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ANNUAL CUSTOM CLUB

  • This Club is an annual minimum of 12 bottles, at the frequency of 12 Bottles Once a Year.
  • Estimated wine cost (before taxes and S&H) per shipment is between $325 and $650.
  • This Club is designated as a Custom Club, so YOU will choose your wines during your selected months.
  • You will have a 10-day window to select your wines, or a default selection will be utilized; no exchanges or refunds.
  • Benefits:
  • 1 Free Glass of wine or 1 Free Tasting for you plus 1 guest.
  • 20% discount on wine purchases (exceptions apply).
  • Access to exclusive or discounted events.
  • Pick up your wine, or we ship it (shipping charges apply).
  • Terms and Conditions:
  • Requires a Current credit card on file.
  • Minimum of a one-year commitment plus one additional case of wine (12 bottles). This is a no-fee Wine Club, but cancellation after one case may result in fees.
  • Club auto-renews; Member may cancel any time after the 1-year commitment is satisfied.
  • Shipping wine requires an address to a State the winery is permitted to ship to. Pickup is required otherwise.
  • Opt-In to receive email and SMS messaging for Club communications is required.
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SEMI-ANNUAL WINEMAKER'S CHOICE

  • This Club is an annual minimum of 12 bottles, at the frequency of 6 Bottles Twice A Year.
  • Select your two pickup/shipment months in the preferences questionnaire.
  • Estimated wine cost (before taxes and S&H) per shipment is between $160 and $325.
  • This Club is designated as Winemaker's Choice.
  • Select the Semi-Annual Custom Club if you prefer to choose your own wines.
  • Benefits:
  • 1 Free Glass of wine or 1 Free Tasting for you plus 1 guest.
  • 20% discount on wine purchases (exceptions apply).
  • Access to exclusive or discounted events.
  • Pick up your wine, or we ship it (shipping charges apply).
  • Terms and Conditions:
  • Requires a Current credit card on file. 
  • Minimum of a one-year commitment. This is a no-fee Wine Club, but early cancellation may result in fees.
  • Club auto-renews; Member may cancel any time after the 1-year commitment is satisfied.
  • Shipping wine requires an address to a State the winery is permitted to ship to. Pickup is required otherwise.
  • Opt-In to receive email and SMS messaging for Club communications is required.


JOIN NOW

SEMI-ANNUAL CUSTOM CLUB

  • This Club is an annual minimum of 12 bottles, at the frequency of 6 Bottles Twice a Year.
  • Select your two pickup/shipment months in the preferences questionnaire.
  • Estimated wine cost (before taxes and S&H) per shipment is between $160 and $325.
  • This Club is designated as a Custom Club, so YOU will choose your wines during your selected months.
  • You will have a 10-day window to select your wines, or a default selection will be utilized; no exchanges or refunds.
  • Benefits:
  • 1 Free Glass of wine or 1 Free Tasting for you plus 1 guest.
  • 20% discount on wine purchases (exceptions apply).
  • Access to exclusive or discounted events.
  • Pick up your wine, or we ship it (shipping charges apply).
  • Terms and Conditions:
  • Requires a Current credit card on file.
  • Minimum of a one-year commitment. This is a no-fee Wine Club, but early cancellation may result in fees.
  • Club auto-renews; Member may cancel any time after the 1-year commitment is satisfied.
  • Shipping wine requires an address to a State the winery is permitted to ship to. Pickup is required otherwise.
  • Opt-In to receive email and SMS messaging for Club communications is required.
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QUARTERLY WINEMAKER'S CHOICE

  • This Club is an annual minimum of 12 bottles, at the frequency of 3 Bottles Four Times A Year.
  • Estimated wine cost (before taxes and S&H) per shipment is between $75 and $160.
  • This Club is designated as Winemaker's Choice.
  • Select the Quarterly Custom Club if you prefer to choose your own wines.
  • Benefits:
  • 1 Free Glass of wine or 1 Free Tasting for you plus 1 guest.
  • 20% discount on wine purchases (exceptions apply).
  • Access to exclusive or discounted events.
  • Pick up your wine, or we ship it (shipping charges apply).
  • Terms and Conditions:
  • Requires a Current credit card on file. 
  • Minimum of a one-year commitment. This is a no-fee Wine Club, but early cancellation may result in fees.
  • Club auto-renews; Member may cancel any time after the 1-year commitment is satisfied.
  • Shipping wine requires an address to a State the winery is permitted to ship to. Pickup is required otherwise.
  • Opt-In to receive email and SMS messaging for Club communications is required.


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QUARTERLY CUSTOM CLUB

  • This Club is an annual minimum of 12 bottles, at the frequency of 3 Bottles Four Times a Year.
  • Estimated wine cost (before taxes and S&H) per shipment is between $75 and $160.
  • This Club is designated as a Custom Club, so YOU will choose your wines during your selected months.
  • You will have a 10-day window to select your wines, or a default selection will be utilized; no exchanges or refunds.
  • Benefits:
  • 1 Free Glass of wine or 1 Free Tasting for you plus 1 guest.
  • 20% discount on wine purchases (exceptions apply).
  • Access to exclusive or discounted events.
  • Pick up your wine, or we ship it (shipping charges apply).
  • Terms and Conditions:
  • Requires a Current credit card on file.
  • Minimum of a one-year commitment. This is a no-fee Wine Club, but early cancellation may result in fees.
  • Club auto-renews; Member may cancel any time after the 1-year commitment is satisfied.
  • Shipping wine requires an address to a State the winery is permitted to ship to. Pickup is required otherwise.
  • Opt-In to receive email and SMS messaging for Club communications is required.
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"BIG SPENDER" CUSTOM CLUB

  • This Club is an annual minimum of 48 bottles, at the frequency of 12 Bottles (1 Case) Four Times A Year.
  • Estimated wine cost (before taxes and S&H) per shipment is between $300 and $650.
  • This Club is designated as a Custom Club, so YOU will choose your wines during your selected months.
  • You will have a 10-day window to select your wines, or a default selection will be utilized; no exchanges or refunds.
  • Benefits:
  • 1 Free Glass of wine or 1 Free Tasting for you plus 3 guests.
  • 30% discount on wine purchases (exceptions apply).
  • Access to exclusive or discounted events.
  • Pick up your wine, or we ship it (shipping charges apply).
  • Terms and Conditions:
  • Requires a Current credit card on file. 
  • Minimum of a one-year commitment. This is a no-fee Wine Club, but early cancellation may result in fees.
  • Club auto-renews; Member may cancel any time after the 1-year commitment is satisfied.
  • Shipping wine requires an address to a State the winery is permitted to ship to. Pickup is required otherwise.
  • Opt-In to receive email and SMS messaging for Club communications is required.


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LOCALS ONLY WHENEVER "CLUB"

  • This Club has NO Annual minimum purchase requirement.
  • This Club is a "whenever" Club, meaning whenever you visit the winery and purchase wine, it 'counts'.
  • There will be no formal Wine Club allocation emails or windows during which to make selections or pickups.
  • This is a PICKUP ONLY Wine Club. No shipping, as this is intended for our 92086 and vicinity customers.
  • Benefits:
  • 1 Free Glass of wine or 1 Free Tasting for you (Club Member) only. No spouse, partner, friend, family, or guest benefits.
  • 15% discount on wine purchases (exceptions apply).
  • Access to exclusive or discounted events.
  • Terms and Conditions:
  • NO requirement for a credit card on file.
  • NO annual commitment.
  • Only One (1) Member per Household.
  • Opt-In to receive email and SMS messaging for Club communications is required.
  • If you join through the website, you will have to enter a credit card, but stop into the Tasting Room and we can sign you up without a card!






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